What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:36

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
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A View to a Kill
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.